Mai ghabra gaya lekin aunty ke chehre par gussa nahi tha balki wo to utsukta se hamara programme dekh rahi thi, ab meri himmat bad gayi or mere chodu dimag ne ek plan taiyaar kar liya. Wo mast hokar bola-“Sachchi, raat ko khaana khane ke baad humne garmi ka bahana banaya or chhat par sone chale gaye, waha jaate hi us gaandu ne mujhe gadde par gaer diya meri capri utari, kachcha neeche kiya or mere soye jaanwar ko choosne laga.Īchanak mera fauji vishram se saavdhaan ho gaya uske mooh se surrup -surrup ki aawaz aa rahi thi, achanak meri nazar seediyo par gayi waha aunty chup kar hume dekh rahi thi. Wo bola-“Raat ko jab maa so jayegi tab aap apne lund se mere dhol ko bajana” mai bola-“Bajaunga nahi saale aaj to tera dhol phaad dunga”. Ye to bata ki mai teri gaand ki jameen par apna hand pump kab gadooga”. Mai bola-“Tabhi kahu teri maa to ekdum fit lag rahi hai, mai bhi aisi hi auntio ka deewana hu, kya gaand hai teri maa ki haay” sudhanshu-“Maa ko chod pehle bete ki gaand ki aag ko bujha”. Wo bola-“Mere papa bahut paisa chodi gaye hai, mummy bhi collage me professar hai, paise ki koi chinta nahi hai”. Mai-“To tere paas itna paisa kaha se aata hai”. Wo bola-“Mere papa to 10-12 saal pehle hi gujar gaye”.
Wo bola-“Koi baat nahi yaar, meri maa ko mere baare me sab pata hai”. Mai bola-“Abe gaandu, jab teri maa aayi thi to mujhe kyu bulaya”.
